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abdirauf
post Nov 24 2006, 07:51 PM
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Post your "your mum" cusses here... Look on google or make your own one up.

Your mum's so dumb, I told her to take out the trash and she moved.
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abdirauf
post Nov 24 2006, 08:01 PM
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post Nov 24 2006, 09:43 PM
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'Ey, Abdirauf, your moma's so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed a whole season of The Simpsons
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post Nov 24 2006, 09:50 PM
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your mommas so fat, when she turns over in bed she burns her a*se on the light bulb
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post Nov 24 2006, 10:00 PM
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Well your momma's so old she went to school with Jesus
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post Nov 24 2006, 10:03 PM
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post Nov 24 2006, 11:30 PM
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Well YOUR momma's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped HER!
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post Nov 24 2006, 11:43 PM
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QUOTE (Jensonb @ Nov 24 2006, 11:30 PM) *
Well YOUR momma's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped HER!


Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
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post Nov 24 2006, 11:51 PM
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your mamma so fat that i have to roll over twice to get off her
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post Nov 25 2006, 12:28 AM
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Your momma's so dumb she bought a PS3!
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post Nov 25 2006, 12:44 AM
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Your mum's like a petrol station, I pay she pumps!
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post Nov 25 2006, 01:38 AM
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I ate your mum.
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post Nov 25 2006, 01:45 AM
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ur momma's so fat, i had to drive round her and ran out of petrol!!
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post Nov 25 2006, 02:14 AM
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Well YOUR momma's so dumb she bought an NES rather than a Wii!
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post Nov 25 2006, 09:01 AM
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Your mum soooo fat she is welll fat
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post Nov 25 2006, 10:27 AM
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your momma's so fat she; knocked the earth out of orbit *then farted it back in again*

your momma's so fat when she sunbathes she doubles as an airport and planes land on her

your momma's so fat when she craps it takes out the whole street

your momma's so fat when she walks it causes earth quakes

your momma's so fat when she farts it causes mass destruction

your momma's so fat when she farted it blew out the sun like a candle

your momma's so fat she knocked half of britain in the ocean

your momma's so fat she sleeps on a football pitch

your momma's so fat her living room is a drive in cinema, her ass takes up the whole car park



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post Nov 25 2006, 11:00 AM
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im telling my mummy.... (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
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post Nov 25 2006, 12:06 PM
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your mamma`s so fat i gotta tie a rope to me foot to find my way back out

your mamma`a so fat she goes to the car wash for a shower
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post Nov 25 2006, 01:36 PM
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Your momma's so ugly when your dad's in the room he makes her wear a bag on her head.
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post Nov 25 2006, 04:03 PM
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your momma's so fat your dad had to extend the house a mile or two

your momma's so fat her shopping cart is a fork lift

your momma's so fat her breakfast could feed the nation

your momma's so fat you can no longer tell what end is what

your momma's so fat she won the largest whale in the world competition

your momma's so fat when swimming at the beach she caused a Tsunami

your momma's so fat she needs her own postal code

your momma's so fat her furniture is made from reinforced concrete

your momma's so fat she gets used as a *100 person at a time* bouncy castle

your momma's so fat the world stoped spining and started wobbiling

your momma's so fat she puts a whale to shame

your momma's so fat the people of newyork thought a king kong film was being made

your momma's so fat her car is a eighteen wheeler truck

your momma's so fat the alien ufo couldent abduct her

your momma's so fat astomoners thought a plannet had hit the earth

your momma's so fat her farts could wipe out the universe

your momma's so fat we found out that she is what causes a solar eclipse

your momma's so fat ? to be continued (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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