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abdirauf
post Nov 27 2006, 12:04 AM
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You must learn the art of mother-cussing. Type a cuss and you will be freed from the evil clutches of morality!
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The Smidget
post May 26 2007, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE (Jensonb @ Nov 25 2006, 12:30 AM) *
Well YOUR momma's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped HER!


All docters slap babies its to make sure they know how to breath!!


But anyways....


Your mommas So Fat...
when she step on the Weighing Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to fill in the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she makes Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

she could be the eighth continent.

she nearly put Safeway out of business

the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

her Uni graduation photo was an aerial

when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

her fave food is seconds.

her belt size is Equator.

she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid

she shows up on radar.

she needs a map to find her butt.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

she wears an asteroid belt.

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'

she has TB ... two belly's.

she's once, twice, three times a lady.

she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.

the circus use her as a trampoline

stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen

she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

she deep fries her toothpaste.



p.s: sorry bout its length
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unhappychild
post May 27 2007, 12:15 AM
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Your mum is a retard for allowing you to be born and then providing you with internet acess to wank and then make this thread.
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post May 27 2007, 01:17 AM
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Yo mamma's soo ugly, shes only been married ONCE!!!!

Yo mamma's soo poor her tits are real!!!

Yo mamma's soo fat she uses the whole of Mexico as a tanning bed
( LOL. Anyone seen Malibu's most wanted?)


Yo mamma's sooooooo ugly even Chuck Norris is scared of her!!!
Damn!!! Thats one ugly be-atch!!!!
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The Smidget
post May 27 2007, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE (RyanTheRude @ May 27 2007, 02:17 AM) *
Yo mamma's soo ugly, shes only been married ONCE!!!!

Yo mamma's soo poor her tits are real!!!

Yo mamma's soo fat she uses the whole of Mexico as a tanning bed
( LOL. Anyone seen Malibu's most wanted?)


Malibu's most wanted!! Wot a movie, i would watch over and over and over again but by then i'll more then likely be fed up of it.
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post May 28 2007, 12:12 AM
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Your mom is so fat, her ass is known as the moon.

Your mom is so old that she ate all the dinosaurs.

Your mom is so fat that you have to call NASA to visit her head.
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post May 28 2007, 08:05 PM
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ur mums like a bolling ball, she gets finguerd 3 times a day goes down a dark alley and comes back for more. (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)


your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marly in a headlock.
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abdirauf
post May 28 2007, 08:10 PM
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Your mum's so skinny I thought she was a cheese string.
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post May 28 2007, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE (abdirauf @ May 28 2007, 09:10 PM) *
Your mum's so skinny I thought she was a cheese string.




thats only funny coz it stupid (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/24.gif) (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/24.gif)
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abdirauf
post May 28 2007, 10:31 PM
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LOL.
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post Mar 12 2009, 09:01 PM
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Your mum is so slim, when I put her in a bottle she poured out as liquid.

Your mum is so old, she owes Jesus $5

Your mum is so fat when she broke her leg, Gravy poured out

Your mum is so old, she went to school with Jesus

Your mum is so dumb when she went into Currys, she ordered a Meat Curry.

Your mum is so ugly, even a Horror film director wouldn't use her.

Your mum is so ugly she got 100 years back luck for breaking every mirror in her house.

Your mum is so ugly, her make-up brand is called 'Why Bother?'

Your mum is so fat, the country finished a Marathon because she finished a 50m race

Your mum is so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Your mum is so old, she's the mother of God

Your mum is so fat, she squeezed through the ocean

Your mum is so fat, her ass takes up the whole street

Your mum is so slim, she can't wash because she dodges the water

Your mum is so fat, she irons her clothes on the pavement

Your mum is so dumb, she went into a chair shop and sat on the floor

Your mums teeth are so yellow, they can butter a whole loaf of bread

Your mums teeth are so yellow, she makes the sun look pale

Your mums teeth are so yellow, she don't need a light in the dark

Your mum is so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off her

Your mum is so ugly, she don't need make-up to be in a Resident Evil film

Your mum is so ugly, she looks like a zombie already

Your mum is so fat when she went on a lift, she pressed up but went down

Your mum gets engaged more times than BT
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post Mar 13 2009, 01:30 PM
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Are all your posts in this one thread? lol
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post Mar 13 2009, 01:35 PM
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Am I showing my age by saying that we should shut this thread off now?
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post Mar 13 2009, 01:45 PM
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QUOTE (Stonker @ Mar 13 2009, 01:35 PM) *
Am I showing my age by saying that we should shut this thread off now?

Yeah, I think it's past its sell by date tbh.
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post Mar 13 2009, 05:44 PM
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Agreed, merged all Kanes posts too.

Could be classed as spamming but meh, I let it slide...
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post Mar 16 2009, 02:19 PM
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lol looks like this is the most visited topic on the forums lol
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