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Jensonb
post Nov 25 2006, 05:07 PM
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You're totally getting them off the net
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post Nov 25 2006, 05:11 PM
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Your mom's so fat, she wanted a water bed, so the company through a blanket over the atlantic ocean.
Your momma's so fat that she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Your momma's so old AND fat that she found an Intellivision in her ass fat.
Your momma's so scary, the King took one look at her and frowned. (IMG:)
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post Nov 25 2006, 05:13 PM
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Your momma's so old, in her day they used holes in the ground as toilets
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post Nov 25 2006, 07:44 PM
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Your mum's so ugly , her parent's had to look away and feed her rice with a slingshot.

Your mum's like a mobile phone, first she was Virgin now she's pay as you go.
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post Nov 25 2006, 08:56 PM
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HARSH! I'm totally using that one
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post Nov 25 2006, 09:24 PM
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Which one?

Your mum's so fat , when she walked past the telly I missed 3 episodes.
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post Nov 25 2006, 09:44 PM
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The mobile one

My telly one was better, I said a whole season of The Simpsons
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post Nov 25 2006, 11:53 PM
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your momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

your mommas so fat when she goes to the beach green peace try and throw her back in
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post Nov 26 2006, 09:01 AM
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QUOTE (Jensonb @ Nov 25 2006, 05:07 PM) *
You're totally getting them off the net


nope i think all of my things up my self (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

ok some may have been said first but i dont cheat hehe (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Oh i ment wot i said my jokes are copyright protected by pugman jokes inc
lol just "kiddin" (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) hehe



ok continues with originaly thought of jokes (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

your momma's so old she looks like our ancestors the cave men

your momma's so fat she made oprera look like a bikini model

your momma's so ugly your dad is frankenstien *what!!! thats all she could pull* at the time

your momma's so ugly and fat starwars fans thought she was Droopy McCool and wanted autographs

your momma's so dam ugly not even horror movie directors would use her as the monster in the films

your momma's so fat she absorbs any thing that touches her

your momma's so ugly Scientists thought they found a new species of animal

your momma's such a hoe she takes the intire usa in a night for *free*


My jokes rule......
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post Nov 26 2006, 02:04 PM
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your momma is..... just........ no....

**shudders**
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post Nov 26 2006, 02:40 PM
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Your mum's so dumb, she was thought I was an arcade game, she gave me coins and started playing with my joystick.

I thought that one up myself!!!
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post Nov 26 2006, 02:50 PM
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Abdirauf, I think she just got confused by the "Will allow handjobs for coins" sign I stuck on the wall behind you.
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post Nov 26 2006, 03:59 PM
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LOL.
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post Nov 26 2006, 04:08 PM
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Thankyou, thankyou, I'm here till Friday. Try the ribs
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post Nov 26 2006, 04:16 PM
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**pokes a stick into jensons ribs**

mmmm.... squidgy human......

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post Nov 26 2006, 04:46 PM
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Get your filthy stick off me you damn dirty HUMAN! (IMG:https://gizmondoforums.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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abdirauf
post Nov 26 2006, 11:11 PM
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Your mum is so fat, she makes King Kong look like an action figure.
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post Nov 26 2006, 11:42 PM
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i'm not even gonna start on ur momma.......

im not that nasty....
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abdirauf
post Nov 26 2006, 11:50 PM
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This whole topic is to post your 'your mamma' cusses.
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post Nov 26 2006, 11:59 PM
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but.... but.....

i cant say these things......
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